Golden Opportunity

Tomorrow is full of promise. A brand-new day, a fresh start, and—most importantly—another golden opportunity to mess things up spectacularly. At least you’re consistent!

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Keep Pushing

Keep pushing! At least Sisyphus moved the boulder. 

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People Look Up to You

It’s true—people do look up to you. Mostly because they’re rolling on the floor laughing, but hey, that still counts… right?

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Reflect on Your Goals

Take a moment to reflect on your goals, your aspirations, and the path ahead. Done? Great. Now go back to playing Guitar Hero—it’s way more fun and less depressing.

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Aim High

 Aim high. The fall will be more dramatic.

Follow Your Passion

 Follow Your Passion...Straight into Bankruptcy!

Things Will Work Out

Things will definitely work out in the end. Not for you, of course—but somewhere, someone will be thriving, and you can take solace in knowing the universe is fair... to them.