Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-5-07

You Matter

 

I am positive that you matter. Sorry, I mispoke, you're what's the matter.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-4-07

If You Think You Can

I am positive that if you think you can, then you think you can. Not that you can, because you can't.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-3-07

There's Nobody Like You

I am positive that there is nobody like you...and that's a big relief to the rest of us.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-2-07

People Listen To You

I am positive that people listen to you...and then do just the opposite of whatever you say.

Daily Demotivational by I.M. Bitter 11-1-07

Your Altitude

I am positive that your altitude is determined by your low aptitude.