You Are Unique

 You are unique, just like everybody else.

You might also like:

Change the World

 You’re going to change the world... by making it slightly worse for everyone you meet.

You might also like...

Here Comes the Sun

 Ah, finally, the sun! Wait... nope. Giant meteor. Should’ve stayed in bed.

Happy New Year

 Happy New Year. Correction. Happy Bird Flu Year.

New Year New Ways to Fail

New Year’s Resolutions: smother them in their sleep before they rise and start shambling around like the undead.